We got thinking here at Gizmodo : why should gentlewoman get all the fun with theSmoothGroove , which smoothes out those “ unsightly ” camel toe ? So we came up with 10 substitute uses .
1 . ) you could apply them to meet your shoe .
2 . ) play they ’d make good lacrosse sticks !
3 . ) If in a Yoplait - related fix , you could apply one to scoop yoghurt into your old salt .
4 . ) Slurp wonton soup — and add a Modern feeling !
5 . ) Play Jai Alai with ’em .
6 . ) Give a hamster a toboggan .
7 . ) riffle it upside down and feign it ’s a Microsoft black eye .
8 . ) Would n’t it smooth butter a dainty ?
9 . ) surface it in kevlar , and utilize it as a heater - proof , erm , lady - blocker .
10 . ) Pour melted chocolate into it , and hey presto , you have a chocolate anti - hoof guard !
get any in force use for it ? If not , there ’s always flattening your vagina out , for $ 24 . [ SmoothGrovevia @GemmaCartwright ]
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